creepsandcrawlers:

countrytoads:

countrytoads:

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

you see what i mean

they know everything but it all cancels out

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12:14 am  •  17 April 2019  •  185,365 notes

wintermuute:

hopeless-ar0mantic:

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

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12:14 am  •  17 April 2019  •  151,740 notes

anchovy-official:

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12:14 am  •  17 April 2019  •  187,920 notes

vmae:

I made an alignment chart for vampires. feel free to add more vamps to it.

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12:13 am  •  17 April 2019  •  51,802 notes

moonemojii:

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

(via cam-pfire)

12:10 am  •  17 April 2019  •  253,004 notes

mezat0:

*walks into class with this on*

(via shiimada)

9:23 pm  •  15 April 2019  •  6,339 notes

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9:22 pm  •  15 April 2019  •  38,397 notes

yyh:

I’m just a guy who’s aspiring to be a hero for fun.

(via underyoursans)

5:32 pm  •  9 April 2019  •  3,805 notes

kagrenacs:

I don’t think anything is a match for this plane

(via lifepowder)

5:32 pm  •  9 April 2019  •  70,544 notes

bebidocrimes:

lynchbrothers:

I adore that Diego’s entire character is “I fight CRIME. I have KNIVES. I love my MOM.”

the new dora movie sounds wild

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5:31 pm  •  9 April 2019  •  57,888 notes